The Most Expensive Divorce in History Happens In Russia

Russian oligarch Dmitry Rybolovlev is set to lose half his wealth after being ordered to pay his former wife $4.5 billion in a settlement dubbed the “most expensive divorce in history.”

Elena Rybolovleva’s lawyer Marc Bonnant said the order from a Geneva court was unprecedented, and “this record judgment is a complete victory.”

However, Rybolovlev’s spokesman Sergey Chernitsyn said the divorce was still a “win” for the oligarch. The two had been battling over the settlement for six years, after Elena Rybolovleva, the oligarch’s wife of 23 years, filed for divorce.

Rybolovlev’s total wealth is estimated at $8.8 billion, according to the 2014 Forbes list of billionaires.

He made most of his money from the $6.5 billion sale of his stake in Russia’s largest potassium fertilizer company in 2010. Rybolovlev is also known as the owner of the Monaco Football Club, which plays in the top French soccer league.

Rybolovlev made headlines when he bought the Palm Beach Maison de L’Amitie from Donald Trump for reported $95 million in 2008. In 2012, the Rybolovlev’s then 21-year-old daughter Ekaterina bought Manhattan’s most expensive apartment — the penthouse on Central Park West which cost $88 million.

A trust set up in Ekaterina’s name also reportedly own Scorpios, the Greek island where Jackie Kennedy married the former owner of the island, Aristotle Onassis, in 1968.

The oligarch’s lawyers will appeal against the decision, questioning the sum. “There will definitely be a new appellate review and therefore this judgment is not final given the existence of two levels of appeal in Switzerland,” said Tetiana Bersheda, Rybolovlev’s lawyer.

Wife said 'Husband Does Not Know How To Make Love' When Caught Sleeping With Other Men While Still In Marriage

A hairdresser, Mrs Suzy Adeleke, on Friday urged an Ikorodu Customary Court in Lagos to dissolve her six-year-old marriage over alleged s*xual weakness by her husband. Suzy, who resides at No. 2, Anifowoshe St., Ewu-Elepe in Ikorodu, said that her husband, James, had not performed well on bed since they got married in 2008.

She told the court that she was making love with her husband only once in two months when they were living together. Suzy added that the union had not produced any child.

“I do not want the marriage any longer.

“The love making problem was there before marriage but I thought the situation would change.

“I later discovered that there is no more love; I am fed up.

The petitioner submitted that she had packed out of her matrimonial home.

“I came here to seek for dissolution because he paid my dowry; please separate us to enable me move on with my life,” she said.

Lol, that woman really want it.

Man Arrested For Trying to Have Sex with ATM- In Tennessee

Lonnie Hutton was arrested while attempting to have sex with an ATM at the Boro Bar and Grill.

According to WKRN, Hutton pulled down his pants and underwear, exposed his genitals and then attempted to make a deposit with his penis.

A commenter at The Smoking Gun, which also ran the story, said, "After years of being screwed by the bank for fees, he is just returning the favour."

The responding police officer found Hutton, still nude from the waist down, walking around the bar, thrusting his hips in the air.

When the officer told Hutton to sit at a wooden picnic table, he began to engage in "sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table".

Hutton smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech, bloodshot eyes and was unsteady on his feet.

He was charged with public intoxication and booked into the Rutherford County jail on $250 bond.

Superhero Funeral dedicated to 5 year old, Brayden Denton who died of Cancer

The mother of a five-year-old Indiana boy who died as a result of cancer decided to give him a funeral celebrating the things he loved most – superheroes.

Staci Denton, whose son Brayden died of a brain tumour earlier this month, wanted to do away with the suits and dresses and have her boy’s loved ones representing the superheroes that he adored.

‘He was a huge Spider-Man fan,’ said Mrs Denton.

‘He had to quit just liking Spider-Man because he had all the toys. So really he liked every superhero.’

Wow, what a funeral!

See the picture of Britain’s oldest granny prostitute who’s still busy with clients at 85

At 85 years of age Sheila has more notches on her bedpost than most twentysomethings – because she is Britain’s oldest prostitute.

On closer examination, you can see that Sheila wears a miniskirt, suspenders and patent heels. And it’s no wonder she has such a large grin on her face, given that she rakes in £250 an hour for raunchy romps.

Sheila went on the game four years ago after struggling with loneliness following the death of her second husband, aeronautical engineer Noel Coupe, in 2004.

She used to entertain ten clients a week until she had to go under the knife for an operation in which she had to have 13in of intestine removed.

Since taking up the world’s oldest profession, she has been disowned by her family and seen her story splashed all over the Press –  but it isn’t enough to get her to give up her lucrative career.

‘I don’t think I will ever stop,’ Sheila says ahead of appearing on new Channel 4 documentary My Granny The Escort.

Speaking about her male clients, she said: ‘They see something about me. It is a nice feeling.

‘Often men call me up and say, “Will you please go on talking because you are turning me on.” I know I am very, very sexy.’

Attempting to explain why she’s a granny on the game, she added: ‘The most important reason is because I love sex. Even thinking about it makes me feel better.

Lol, I envy her. She really enjoy what she does.

WOMEN IN LOVE WITH PRIESTS ASK POPE TO MAKE CELIBACY OPTIONAL

Twenty-six women who say they are in love with Roman Catholic priests have written to Pope Francis urging him to make celibacy optional. 

The women, who all live in Italy, described the "devastating suffering" caused by the church's ban on priests having sex and marrying. 

"We love these men and they love us," they said in their letter published on the authoritative website Vatican Insider. 

"With humility, we place at your feet our suffering so that something can change, not just for us but for the good of the whole Church," they added in the message, signed with their first names and an initial of their last names, but with several phone numbers. 

The women asked the pope to "bless our love," adding that few people could understand the "devastating suffering lived by a woman who has a strong love for a priest". 

The Church teaches that a priest should dedicate himself totally to his vocation, essentially taking the Church as his spouse, in order to help fulfil its mission. 

But the women told the pope that their men would be able to serve the Church "with greater passion" if they were supported by a woman who loves them and children. 

This was far better for the priests and the Church, they argued in the letter sent to the Vatican, than "a life of continued clandestineness, with the frustration of a love that is not complete". 

The women asked to meet the pope to explain the plight "tearing apart our souls" because the couples were faced with the alternatives of either the men leaving the priesthood or carrying on the relationships in secret. 

Lol, sure they also fill the gap.

Couples first kiss turns bloody in Ghana

A 50-year-old farmer, Emmanuel Akli's first attempt to kiss his wife ended with him biting her lips, wounding her severely.

Akli who had watched a woman being kissed on the television at Nsawam a few weeks ago, decided to practice it on his wife.

Akli and his wife, Grace Asigbey, 43, live at Gadzikorpe, a hamlet near Manchi village in the Ga West Municipality of the Greater Accra Region.

Narrating her ordeal to The Spectator on Monday, Madam Asigbey, said she had been married to Akli for 12 years. According to her, they had never kissed.

Madam Asigbey said about two weeks ago, her husband after returning from Nsawam, came with tales of kissing he saw on television and insisted on practicing it on her.

She said last Thursday, May 8, when they went to bed, Akli decided to kiss her, but she objected to it because he was smelling of alcohol.

Akli, she said, forcibly held her and attempted to kiss her but ended up biting her lips.

When blood started oozing from her lips, she shouted for help and neighbours came to her aid to treat the wounds.

She said the incident was a “small problem” which was resolved amicably by the village elders, who fined her husband two bottles of “Akpeteshie,” a local gin.

Stealing is not Corruption- said ICPC chairman, Mr. Ekpo Nta

According to the ICPC chairman, Mr. Ekpo Nta most acts credited to corruption have no relationship with stealing.

He noted that most Nigerians, including the educated, misinterpret corruption for stealing.

 “Stealing is erroneously reported as corruption. We must go back to what we were taught at school to show that there are educated people in Nigeria. We must address issues as we were taught in school to do.”

Sir, we need to ask you what corruption is? Is it honesty!

Now, "if a public official use his position to steal pension funds that do not belong to him, isn't that stealing and corruption at the same time?"

I guess in this instance, you will u tell us. "That is stealing and not corruption. The perpetrator is a thief and not a corrupt official."

Infact, we need to look up the meaning of 'Stealing' and 'Corruption' in the dictionary.

Semantics can't change reality, Sir.

Thief steals wallet from collapsed man – then buys entire bar a drink

An opportunist thief snatched a man’s wallet while he thought he was having a heart attack.

And, as if that’s not callous enough, he used the stolen $100 (£60) to buy drinks for the entire bar where the man had collapsed.

Shocking footage of the incident in Rock Bottom Bar in Illinois has been posted on YouTube.

CCTV captured the moment Larry Lotter fell off his bar stool in a fit of pain.

His friends dialed 911 and Bryan Kuegler, another bar patron, dropped to Lotter’s side – but he was not there to help.

Kuegler proceeded to reach into Lotter’s pocked and swipe his wallet.

Paramedics arrived on the scene soon after and took the victim to hospital – where the suspected heart attack turned out to be a false alarm.

Kuegler then used Lotter’s cash to buy the entire bar a drink.

Mike Dixon, of Madison County Sheriff’s Office, told KTVI: ‘Rarely have I seen somebody literally steal from what they believe to be a dying man, it’s pretty pathetic.’

Kuegler has been arrested and charged with theft.

Lol, 'bought the entire bar a drink' -he is really a big boy for a day.

Couples Caught Having sex beside a Cash Machine or ATM

I suppose they got carried away in the heat of the moment or Are they under Viagra influence or what??? 

Pictures of the amorous duo later ended up on twitter and another social network site.This picture shows a randy couple who just couldn't wait to get home before having sex. They went to the foyer of a bank and started having sex next to the cash machine. Some passers-by took selfies of themselves as the couple were having their wildest moment inside the bank in Oviedo, a town in the northern Spanish province of Galicia. 

 Apart from their sock, they were naked during their tryst with their clothes strewn around them. The lovers continued to have sex without knowing or caring what was happening outside where people were laughing, applauding and taking pictures. 

 A police patrol went to the area alerted by a shocked witness.First the officers just knocked on the door but seemed too embarrassed to actually do anything. Then another team showed up and entered the premises.The police screamed at them. 

The couple obeyed. Police already took their details but have not pressed any charges.. 

Lol, they couldn't hold it any longer

Vibrator got Stuck Inside a Man's Intestine While Having Adventure with his Wife in Bedroom

After an X-ray in a hospital in Fresno, California. it became apparent that the patient, who remained anonymous, had been up to something strange in the bedroom.

‘We could see, perfectly, a large object that was lodged in the large intestine,’ said nurse Stevey Pope, who treated the man.

‘This is the first time I’ve encountered a running vibrator still inside somebody.’

It was later revealed by the man’s wife the dildo had become stuck after they ‘got adventurous’.

‘Things got out of control and the vibrator got lost inside him,’ Pope added.

The nurse said if the vibrator had not been removed the man could have suffered a number of problems, including internal bleeding.

Lol, the man must have enjoy the adventure.

Man Sues Almost Everyone For $2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000- more than all the money on planet

A Manhattan man sued New York City, a bakery, two local hospitals, Kmart and a "Latina" dog owner for two undecillion dollars -- more than all the money on planet Earth.

Anton Purisima, 62, filed the hand-scrawled lawsuit last month against those entities and pretty much anyone else he could think of. He seeks damages for "civil rights violations, personal injury, discrimination on national origin, retaliation, harassment, fraud, attempted murder, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and conspiracy to defraud," the New York Post reports.

Purisima is representing himself in the hope that he can score the insane amount of money, which was written with a 2 and 36 zeros. It looks like this:

$2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

His claims range from an infected middle finger he suffered when he was bit by a "rabies-infected" dog on a bus, to a "Chinese couple" taking pictures of him at a hospital. He said no money in the world could satisfy him, so his damages are "priceless."

Past that, it's hard to figure out what exactly he's suing for. His number isn't listed, and he didn't respond to calls for comment from reporters.

Lol, I guess he want to be the richest man on earth

2 times former ‘African Women Footballer of the Year flaunt her abs on the internet.

Is she a male or female? White female footballers are not like this.

27 year old Cynthia Uwak was born

in Akwa Ibom State and she currently plays for PK-35 Vantaa in the Women’s League in Finland. She’s been flaunting her abs on the Internet

This girl kpekus fit break man dick.

A wife revenge her husband who left her by putting up posters across Manchester labeling him a 'love rat'

A scorned wife has got her own back on the husband who left her by putting up posters across Manchester labelling him a ‘love rat’.

Although the man may have been looking for a peaceful exit, his ex-lover ended any chance of that by plastering his face around the local area. Taking revenge after she claimed to have found a note from her partner saying he was leaving her and their two children, she has made several ‘warning’ posters, describing him as a ‘lying cheating scumbag’. The flyers appeared on lampposts and bus stops around Prestwich and includes his name, as well as his date of birth and phone number.

Her note reads: ‘Local lying, cheating scumbag married and father of two. Ran out on family and left note to inform them.’

Lol, this is amazing

A 43 year old man break into the home of an 83 year old woman to express love.

An Akron man is charged with burglary after breaking inside the home of an 83-year-old woman and professing his love for her, police said.

Ronald Dilworth, 43, is being held in the Summit County Jail. He was arrested Wednesday afternoon at the woman’s home on East Ralston Avenue.

Police Capt. Daniel Zampelli said Dilworth was ordered to stay away from the woman, but came there nonetheless about 2 p.m. Wednesday. The woman’s caretaker called police when the man forced his way inside.

Zampelli said Dilworth told officers “I’m in love with her” and the woman reciprocated the love and was ready to leave with him.

Who say love doesn't exist?

Meet Basket Mouth and his Family

What a family.....

Patience Jonathan lacks basic education- Comedian Alibaba

Nigerian Ace Comedian, Ali Baba is at it again o. 

In an interview with Hip TV, he made reference to the First Lady who has been a victim of consistent public jest owing to her alleged grammatical mis-constructions and errors. 

“the education of the girl child is very important because if Patience Jonathan were educated, we will not have the problem that people think we have with her not being able to speak English. Having a primary and secondary education helps a child to develop (into) whatever the child wants to become later. It is obvious that Patience (Jonathan) did not get any of the above, or did not get it properly.”

Just wait the First Lady will soon catch you.

Mother of two beat and bit hand of stranger in ‘peculiar’ attempt to get free education

A street mugger justified her violent attack on a stranger at a bus stop as a way of getting a free education.

Sharon Bentley, 54, was waiting at a bus stop on her way to work when Ms Williams went to grab her handbag, resulting in a vicious attack which only ended when a passing taxi driver intervened. Cabbie John McGuire was only able to save Mrs Bentley after she had been punched 30 times and had part of her hand bitten off.

"Amelia Williams is reported to have told her barrister she did not want to burden her family or the state with the cost of her education."

Lol, she really need to get educated.

South African chef 'too fat' to live in New Zealand

Authorities in New Zealand have told a South African chef he is too fat to be allowed to live in the country. Immigration officials said Albert Buitenhuis, who weighs 130kg (20st 6lb), did not have "an acceptable standard of health". In early May, the couple was told their work visas had been declined because of Mr Buitenhuis's weight. He now faces expulsion despite shedding 30kg since he moved to the city of Christchurch six years ago. "It is important that all migrants have an acceptable standard of health to minimise costs and demands on New Zealand's health services."

Lol, if u weigh too much, u can't stay in New Zealand.

See the Car Made by a Nigerian Man

Sir, you really try. But it is better you build a canoe or jet.

Filipino Man Jumps Six Floors After Seeing Online Girlfriend in Person

Apparently, this man met up with the girl he dated from social media, and the girl’s real face was far from what he had expected.

The girl he was conversing with stated, “He said that I looked nothing like the pictures I posted online. I also did not know that my looks are that important to him. I thought that he would accept me even without my Instagram filters.”

The man was declared dead on the spot and the mall stopped operating because of the incident.

President with Abducted Credibility

A lot of placards says bring back our girls but the president's placad......

One of the cartoonists of London Times newspaper, Peter Brookes, has published a cartoon depicting President

Jonathan with a new version of a popular hashtag #BringBackOurGirls.

In this cartoon the President is holding a sign #Bring Back My Credibility.

Pennsylvania Rabbit Breeder Sues Helicopter for Terrorizing Rabbit

HARRISBURG Pa. A show rabbit breeder in Pennsylvania is suing a French gas exploration company for using low-flying helicopters she said terrorized her prized animals, causing many to die and leaving survivors unable to breed.

Deafening noise from helicopters flying over Susan Knowlden's mountain home in Trout Run, Pennsylvania, in search of shale gas deposits, sent her skittish rabbits into a frenzy, she told Reuters on Thursday.

“It scared the you-know-what out of them,” Knowlden said. “They hit the sides of their cages and trampled the babies. They broke their necks or backs or legs.”

“My teeth rattled in my head,” Knowlden said. “They were less than 20 feet above my barn.”

3 times African footballer of the year, tries to defend his age by calling Jose Mourinho a FOOL

Samuel Eto'o respond to his former coach comments about him being older than 33 after leaving Chelsea.

"I am 33 years old. And it is not because a fool called me an old man that you must believe it. And you may have noticed that the old man was better than the youngsters.'

Eto'o waited for the right time. He would have been a bench warmer if he has done this earlier.

Little man Protests #Bring Back Our Girls#

See this little man protesting 

English Blunders by Mama Peace

Mama peace is at it again. Here are the list of her top 15 blunders:

1. My husband and Sambo is a good people (We should have known what we were in for at this point) 

2. The President was once a child and the senators were once a children. (Hmmm!!!)

3. My fellow widows. (The limelight phrase) 

4. A good mother takes care of his children. (We could have forgiven this except that it's Mama Peace) 

5. The people sitting before you were once a children. (Sofri sofri Madam!!) 

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one,(addressing press men after Female Under-19 FIFAWorld Cup). 

7. The bombers who born them? Wasn't it not a woman? They were once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow.(OMG!!     Not on International TV!!      ) 

8. My heart feels sorry for these children who have become widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another. ("We have a Monkey for a first Lady" ) 

9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY (Lwkmd) 

10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are responding to treatment. (Doctors and nurses?) 

11. I would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide. (I think Bunmi Davies should feature this woman on Stand Up Nigeria!) 

12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on. ( Did she just say Manhood, on National TV?) 

13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family. (Laugh wan tear my belle o) 

14. Why will boko haram bomb last churches on Christmas day, they don't have respect for Jesus, they are a very bad person,infact I'm a sadder woman right now and Mr.President is more saddest (Sad,sadder,saddest...) 

15. We all have HIV. (Na wah ooo!!!)