PHOTO: Good Looking Celebrities Who Destroyed Themselves With Plastic Surgery - Celebrities

DONATELLA VERSACE

Let’s face it here. Donatella is a far cry from the beauty she once was. The fashion
mogul was once a natural beauty and she’s let the knife get in the way of her natural
looks. She’s currently Vice-President of the Versace Group, as well as chief
designer. She owns 20% of the entire stock market assets of Versace. So one thing
she’ll never have to worry about is money. I just wish a large portion of that
money weren’t spent on plastic surgery which very well may be. Oh well.

JENNIFER GREY

We all know Jennifer Grey from Dirty Dancing. And then out of nowhere she wound
up getting a nose job. Many people were up in arms about this because no one
thought she needed it. It wasn’t a bad surgery but the nose job made her
completely unrecognizable to people who were used to the Dirty Dancing “baby”
look. Perhaps Grey had enough of the stereotype. She managed to do an amazing
job on Dancing with the Stars and America still thinks she’s a cutie. Just not
Francis Houseman cutie.

JWOWW

The folks from Jersey Shore clearly glammed out and got all Hollywood on us. JWoww is definitely one of the culprits. She was beautiful prior to the surgeries.

She still looks pretty but there are some parts of her that simply don’t look real at all.

KENNY ROGERS

This is one guy we all didn’t recognize after all the work he had done on his face.
As you can see in this picture, his eyes look completely different. His cheeks must
have been injected with something. And his lips are clearly worked on. One thing
that’s still a constant with Rogers is his voice. The man can still sing. 

LARA FLYNN BOYLE

Boyle was a big star in the 90s. We all loved her in Wayne’s World. Her freckles are
adorable and she just has that charm. But somewhere along the way Boyle just keep
changing the way she looked. It’s as if she didn’t want the freckles anymore and
she’s got a lot of Nicole Kidman type stuff going on. Her upper lip is completely different.

Megan Fox
Fox seemed to really be on her way in Hollywood. However she wound up getting into too many disputes as being a tough actress to work with. And somehow she ended up getting a fair amount of surgery on her face as well. Hopefully motherhood will have changed her a little bit. She’s still young. She still has a beautiful face but she might be only a few surgeries away from looking like shes’ done way too much, which some have argued she’s done already.

Michael Jackson
We’d like to keep this one as brief as possible. Clearly Michael Jackson is one of the
biggest on this list. He had gone through countless surgeries in his career. So
much so that his face became something of a phenomenon. He even poked fun at
himself in a Men in Black movie by playing an alien. The King of Pop was clearly
also the king of getting his face altered. Still though, he was one amazing talent in
the music industry. 

TORI SPELLING

Jocelyn Wildenstein
Jocelyn Wildenstein's plastic surgery is just sad. She reportedly spent over $4,000,000 over the course of many plastic surgery operations.

CARLA BRUNI

Joan Van Ark

Amanda Lepore

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Man with penis stuck in PIPE for TWO DAYS has the world's weirdest excuse

In his own words, Lian Tien, said: "It was hot so I was painting the wall in the nude, and I slipped on the floor causing my private parts to fall inside the pipe"

A Chinese man was left red-faced after getting his penis stuck in a pipe for TWO DAYS.

Lian Tien came up with possibly the world's most bizarre excuse for the embarrassing blunder - he was painting in the nude and slipped.

The 61-year-old said his 'private parts' became stuck in a pipe sticking out used to take water from the building's air conditioning unit.

But he thought nobody would believe his story - so he stayed there for two days until he developed a fever and called doctors, who suggested they call for backup from the fire brigade.

Doc Dewei Yuan said: "The member had swollen so much that there was nothing more we could do, and we had to ask for help."

Firefighters in Quanzhou City took four hours to cut off the pipe around the patient’s genitals.

Hilarious photo: A lion suddenly appear to a man.

What will you do, if you are the one?

Photo: Obama, Putin try to avoid each other at D-Day ceremony.

The dignitaries were in France Friday for ceremonies marking the 70th anniversary of the D-Day invasion on the beaches of Normandy. The commemorations coincided with heightened tensions between the U.S. and Russia over Moscow’s threatening moves in Ukraine.

Add another awkward chapter to the long-running story of the tense relationship of President Barack Obama and Russian President Vladimir Putin.

This one came complete with a cameo from Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II, who became an unexpected buffer between the presidents.

As Obama and Putin took their seats, the image on the large screens in the outdoor pavilion split into two, with Obama’s picture on the left and Putin on the right.

Putin appeared to catch sight of their pictures on the jumbotron screen first and cracked a smile. Then Obama saw them and grinned, glancing sideways toward the Russian leader as the crowd packing the stands erupted in laughter.

Lol. 

Couple killed in head-on collision with each other in Texas

Cristina Muniz, 26, and Nicholas Cruz, 31, died on Wednesday morning after their cars collided in a head-on crash near where they worked in Texas.

According to a Daily Mail Online, the couple, who had three young children, were pronounced dead at the scene after Muniz hit her husband's truck at the crest of a hill.

The force of the crash was so great that emergency services had to use specialist equipment to cut the couple from the wreckage. Neither had been wearing seat belts.

At the time of the crash, the couple had been driving between two separate buildings owned by their employer, Mahard Egg Farm.

PHOTO: LASU STUDENTS COOK BEANS IN FRONT OF GOVERNOR'S OFFICE

See the picture of LASU students cooking beans in front of governor Fashola's office. As a way of protesting for their tuition fee.

PHOTOS: Morenikeji’s Dirty Photos Surface Online Just Few Weeks To White Wedding

Dirty photo of Morenikeji surface online, just few weeks to her white wedding & now almost every member of the husband to be family has seen this. The picture was uploaded on twitter.

Who could have done this heartless act?

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The Most Expensive Divorce in History Happens In Russia

Russian oligarch Dmitry Rybolovlev is set to lose half his wealth after being ordered to pay his former wife $4.5 billion in a settlement dubbed the “most expensive divorce in history.”

Elena Rybolovleva’s lawyer Marc Bonnant said the order from a Geneva court was unprecedented, and “this record judgment is a complete victory.”

However, Rybolovlev’s spokesman Sergey Chernitsyn said the divorce was still a “win” for the oligarch. The two had been battling over the settlement for six years, after Elena Rybolovleva, the oligarch’s wife of 23 years, filed for divorce.

Rybolovlev’s total wealth is estimated at $8.8 billion, according to the 2014 Forbes list of billionaires.

He made most of his money from the $6.5 billion sale of his stake in Russia’s largest potassium fertilizer company in 2010. Rybolovlev is also known as the owner of the Monaco Football Club, which plays in the top French soccer league.

Rybolovlev made headlines when he bought the Palm Beach Maison de L’Amitie from Donald Trump for reported $95 million in 2008. In 2012, the Rybolovlev’s then 21-year-old daughter Ekaterina bought Manhattan’s most expensive apartment — the penthouse on Central Park West which cost $88 million.

A trust set up in Ekaterina’s name also reportedly own Scorpios, the Greek island where Jackie Kennedy married the former owner of the island, Aristotle Onassis, in 1968.

The oligarch’s lawyers will appeal against the decision, questioning the sum. “There will definitely be a new appellate review and therefore this judgment is not final given the existence of two levels of appeal in Switzerland,” said Tetiana Bersheda, Rybolovlev’s lawyer.

Wife said 'Husband Does Not Know How To Make Love' When Caught Sleeping With Other Men While Still In Marriage

A hairdresser, Mrs Suzy Adeleke, on Friday urged an Ikorodu Customary Court in Lagos to dissolve her six-year-old marriage over alleged s*xual weakness by her husband. Suzy, who resides at No. 2, Anifowoshe St., Ewu-Elepe in Ikorodu, said that her husband, James, had not performed well on bed since they got married in 2008.

She told the court that she was making love with her husband only once in two months when they were living together. Suzy added that the union had not produced any child.

“I do not want the marriage any longer.

“The love making problem was there before marriage but I thought the situation would change.

“I later discovered that there is no more love; I am fed up.

The petitioner submitted that she had packed out of her matrimonial home.

“I came here to seek for dissolution because he paid my dowry; please separate us to enable me move on with my life,” she said.

Lol, that woman really want it.

Man Arrested For Trying to Have Sex with ATM- In Tennessee

Lonnie Hutton was arrested while attempting to have sex with an ATM at the Boro Bar and Grill.

According to WKRN, Hutton pulled down his pants and underwear, exposed his genitals and then attempted to make a deposit with his penis.

A commenter at The Smoking Gun, which also ran the story, said, "After years of being screwed by the bank for fees, he is just returning the favour."

The responding police officer found Hutton, still nude from the waist down, walking around the bar, thrusting his hips in the air.

When the officer told Hutton to sit at a wooden picnic table, he began to engage in "sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table".

Hutton smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech, bloodshot eyes and was unsteady on his feet.

He was charged with public intoxication and booked into the Rutherford County jail on $250 bond.

Superhero Funeral dedicated to 5 year old, Brayden Denton who died of Cancer

The mother of a five-year-old Indiana boy who died as a result of cancer decided to give him a funeral celebrating the things he loved most – superheroes.

Staci Denton, whose son Brayden died of a brain tumour earlier this month, wanted to do away with the suits and dresses and have her boy’s loved ones representing the superheroes that he adored.

‘He was a huge Spider-Man fan,’ said Mrs Denton.

‘He had to quit just liking Spider-Man because he had all the toys. So really he liked every superhero.’

Wow, what a funeral!

See the picture of Britain’s oldest granny prostitute who’s still busy with clients at 85

At 85 years of age Sheila has more notches on her bedpost than most twentysomethings – because she is Britain’s oldest prostitute.

On closer examination, you can see that Sheila wears a miniskirt, suspenders and patent heels. And it’s no wonder she has such a large grin on her face, given that she rakes in £250 an hour for raunchy romps.

Sheila went on the game four years ago after struggling with loneliness following the death of her second husband, aeronautical engineer Noel Coupe, in 2004.

She used to entertain ten clients a week until she had to go under the knife for an operation in which she had to have 13in of intestine removed.

Since taking up the world’s oldest profession, she has been disowned by her family and seen her story splashed all over the Press –  but it isn’t enough to get her to give up her lucrative career.

‘I don’t think I will ever stop,’ Sheila says ahead of appearing on new Channel 4 documentary My Granny The Escort.

Speaking about her male clients, she said: ‘They see something about me. It is a nice feeling.

‘Often men call me up and say, “Will you please go on talking because you are turning me on.” I know I am very, very sexy.’

Attempting to explain why she’s a granny on the game, she added: ‘The most important reason is because I love sex. Even thinking about it makes me feel better.

Lol, I envy her. She really enjoy what she does.

WOMEN IN LOVE WITH PRIESTS ASK POPE TO MAKE CELIBACY OPTIONAL

Twenty-six women who say they are in love with Roman Catholic priests have written to Pope Francis urging him to make celibacy optional. 

The women, who all live in Italy, described the "devastating suffering" caused by the church's ban on priests having sex and marrying. 

"We love these men and they love us," they said in their letter published on the authoritative website Vatican Insider. 

"With humility, we place at your feet our suffering so that something can change, not just for us but for the good of the whole Church," they added in the message, signed with their first names and an initial of their last names, but with several phone numbers. 

The women asked the pope to "bless our love," adding that few people could understand the "devastating suffering lived by a woman who has a strong love for a priest". 

The Church teaches that a priest should dedicate himself totally to his vocation, essentially taking the Church as his spouse, in order to help fulfil its mission. 

But the women told the pope that their men would be able to serve the Church "with greater passion" if they were supported by a woman who loves them and children. 

This was far better for the priests and the Church, they argued in the letter sent to the Vatican, than "a life of continued clandestineness, with the frustration of a love that is not complete". 

The women asked to meet the pope to explain the plight "tearing apart our souls" because the couples were faced with the alternatives of either the men leaving the priesthood or carrying on the relationships in secret. 

Lol, sure they also fill the gap.

Couples first kiss turns bloody in Ghana

A 50-year-old farmer, Emmanuel Akli's first attempt to kiss his wife ended with him biting her lips, wounding her severely.

Akli who had watched a woman being kissed on the television at Nsawam a few weeks ago, decided to practice it on his wife.

Akli and his wife, Grace Asigbey, 43, live at Gadzikorpe, a hamlet near Manchi village in the Ga West Municipality of the Greater Accra Region.

Narrating her ordeal to The Spectator on Monday, Madam Asigbey, said she had been married to Akli for 12 years. According to her, they had never kissed.

Madam Asigbey said about two weeks ago, her husband after returning from Nsawam, came with tales of kissing he saw on television and insisted on practicing it on her.

She said last Thursday, May 8, when they went to bed, Akli decided to kiss her, but she objected to it because he was smelling of alcohol.

Akli, she said, forcibly held her and attempted to kiss her but ended up biting her lips.

When blood started oozing from her lips, she shouted for help and neighbours came to her aid to treat the wounds.

She said the incident was a “small problem” which was resolved amicably by the village elders, who fined her husband two bottles of “Akpeteshie,” a local gin.

Stealing is not Corruption- said ICPC chairman, Mr. Ekpo Nta

According to the ICPC chairman, Mr. Ekpo Nta most acts credited to corruption have no relationship with stealing.

He noted that most Nigerians, including the educated, misinterpret corruption for stealing.

 “Stealing is erroneously reported as corruption. We must go back to what we were taught at school to show that there are educated people in Nigeria. We must address issues as we were taught in school to do.”

Sir, we need to ask you what corruption is? Is it honesty!

Now, "if a public official use his position to steal pension funds that do not belong to him, isn't that stealing and corruption at the same time?"

I guess in this instance, you will u tell us. "That is stealing and not corruption. The perpetrator is a thief and not a corrupt official."

Infact, we need to look up the meaning of 'Stealing' and 'Corruption' in the dictionary.

Semantics can't change reality, Sir.

Thief steals wallet from collapsed man – then buys entire bar a drink

An opportunist thief snatched a man’s wallet while he thought he was having a heart attack.

And, as if that’s not callous enough, he used the stolen $100 (£60) to buy drinks for the entire bar where the man had collapsed.

Shocking footage of the incident in Rock Bottom Bar in Illinois has been posted on YouTube.

CCTV captured the moment Larry Lotter fell off his bar stool in a fit of pain.

His friends dialed 911 and Bryan Kuegler, another bar patron, dropped to Lotter’s side – but he was not there to help.

Kuegler proceeded to reach into Lotter’s pocked and swipe his wallet.

Paramedics arrived on the scene soon after and took the victim to hospital – where the suspected heart attack turned out to be a false alarm.

Kuegler then used Lotter’s cash to buy the entire bar a drink.

Mike Dixon, of Madison County Sheriff’s Office, told KTVI: ‘Rarely have I seen somebody literally steal from what they believe to be a dying man, it’s pretty pathetic.’

Kuegler has been arrested and charged with theft.

Lol, 'bought the entire bar a drink' -he is really a big boy for a day.

Couples Caught Having sex beside a Cash Machine or ATM

I suppose they got carried away in the heat of the moment or Are they under Viagra influence or what??? 

Pictures of the amorous duo later ended up on twitter and another social network site.This picture shows a randy couple who just couldn't wait to get home before having sex. They went to the foyer of a bank and started having sex next to the cash machine. Some passers-by took selfies of themselves as the couple were having their wildest moment inside the bank in Oviedo, a town in the northern Spanish province of Galicia. 

 Apart from their sock, they were naked during their tryst with their clothes strewn around them. The lovers continued to have sex without knowing or caring what was happening outside where people were laughing, applauding and taking pictures. 

 A police patrol went to the area alerted by a shocked witness.First the officers just knocked on the door but seemed too embarrassed to actually do anything. Then another team showed up and entered the premises.The police screamed at them. 

The couple obeyed. Police already took their details but have not pressed any charges.. 

Lol, they couldn't hold it any longer

Vibrator got Stuck Inside a Man's Intestine While Having Adventure with his Wife in Bedroom

After an X-ray in a hospital in Fresno, California. it became apparent that the patient, who remained anonymous, had been up to something strange in the bedroom.

‘We could see, perfectly, a large object that was lodged in the large intestine,’ said nurse Stevey Pope, who treated the man.

‘This is the first time I’ve encountered a running vibrator still inside somebody.’

It was later revealed by the man’s wife the dildo had become stuck after they ‘got adventurous’.

‘Things got out of control and the vibrator got lost inside him,’ Pope added.

The nurse said if the vibrator had not been removed the man could have suffered a number of problems, including internal bleeding.

Lol, the man must have enjoy the adventure.

Man Sues Almost Everyone For $2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000- more than all the money on planet

A Manhattan man sued New York City, a bakery, two local hospitals, Kmart and a "Latina" dog owner for two undecillion dollars -- more than all the money on planet Earth.

Anton Purisima, 62, filed the hand-scrawled lawsuit last month against those entities and pretty much anyone else he could think of. He seeks damages for "civil rights violations, personal injury, discrimination on national origin, retaliation, harassment, fraud, attempted murder, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and conspiracy to defraud," the New York Post reports.

Purisima is representing himself in the hope that he can score the insane amount of money, which was written with a 2 and 36 zeros. It looks like this:

$2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

His claims range from an infected middle finger he suffered when he was bit by a "rabies-infected" dog on a bus, to a "Chinese couple" taking pictures of him at a hospital. He said no money in the world could satisfy him, so his damages are "priceless."

Past that, it's hard to figure out what exactly he's suing for. His number isn't listed, and he didn't respond to calls for comment from reporters.

Lol, I guess he want to be the richest man on earth

2 times former ‘African Women Footballer of the Year flaunt her abs on the internet.

Is she a male or female? White female footballers are not like this.

27 year old Cynthia Uwak was born

in Akwa Ibom State and she currently plays for PK-35 Vantaa in the Women’s League in Finland. She’s been flaunting her abs on the Internet

This girl kpekus fit break man dick.

A wife revenge her husband who left her by putting up posters across Manchester labeling him a 'love rat'

A scorned wife has got her own back on the husband who left her by putting up posters across Manchester labelling him a ‘love rat’.

Although the man may have been looking for a peaceful exit, his ex-lover ended any chance of that by plastering his face around the local area. Taking revenge after she claimed to have found a note from her partner saying he was leaving her and their two children, she has made several ‘warning’ posters, describing him as a ‘lying cheating scumbag’. The flyers appeared on lampposts and bus stops around Prestwich and includes his name, as well as his date of birth and phone number.

Her note reads: ‘Local lying, cheating scumbag married and father of two. Ran out on family and left note to inform them.’

Lol, this is amazing

A 43 year old man break into the home of an 83 year old woman to express love.

An Akron man is charged with burglary after breaking inside the home of an 83-year-old woman and professing his love for her, police said.

Ronald Dilworth, 43, is being held in the Summit County Jail. He was arrested Wednesday afternoon at the woman’s home on East Ralston Avenue.

Police Capt. Daniel Zampelli said Dilworth was ordered to stay away from the woman, but came there nonetheless about 2 p.m. Wednesday. The woman’s caretaker called police when the man forced his way inside.

Zampelli said Dilworth told officers “I’m in love with her” and the woman reciprocated the love and was ready to leave with him.

Who say love doesn't exist?

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